DEFCON MANIA
DEFCON MANIA
DEFCON MANIA
DEFCON MANIA
DEFCON MANIA
ROCKET RUMBLE

DEFCON MANIA

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SHOWCASE THE MOST EPIC SHOWDOWN EVER!

The Match of the Millennium - the most devastating and somewhat distasteful battle of wits and nuclear name-calling the world has ever witnessed. Marvel as two of the most polarizing, provocative, and powerful pugilists on the planet square off to determine who has the biggest, most baddest button.

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Celebrate the ongoing posturing and cringeworthy exchange of verbal barbs that dominated news cycles and kept the world on edge as we teetered towards potential annihilation. Who could ever forget the events of the sensational slugfest that was the Singapore Summit or the hellacious hellfire that these two brought to Hanoi? With this fun collector's set, you will always remember. And of course, you will be well prepared when it is time for the inevitable rubber match. No doomsday bunker is complete without the DEFCON MANIA: ROCKET RUMBLE. Enjoy all the mutually assured laughter and intercontinental ballistic fun today!

TALE OF TAPE
"Little Kim" Rocket Man "Tweety Boy" Trump
Small & Round PHYSICAL SIZE Larger than Life
Pyongyang Piledriver SIGNATURE MOVE Nuclear Hair Pin
2011 Dear Leader Nepotism Tag Team Tourney NATIONAL TITLE WIN 2016 Electoral Elimination Showdown

*Climbed Mt Paektu alone, wearing smart, black leather shoes

*Successfully landed a man on the sun

CAREER HIGHLIGHTS

Birth

Winning at Everything

Voted "Most Likely to be Huuuuge"

*Actually reported by the Korean Central News Agency
  • Set of two high quality vinyl figures with synthetic hair
  • One piece, removable, fabric outfit on each figure.
  • Each figure is approximately 5.5" tall including hair
  • 13+ age recommendation
  • NOT A TOY. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
  • Boxed Dimensions: 5.9" W x 7.25" H x 1.9" D