EL CHUPACABRA
EL CHUPACABRA
EL CHUPACABRA
CREATURE NO.3

EL CHUPACABRA

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THE GOAT SUCKER
    • TYPE:  Reptilian/Canid Vampire
    • HEIGHT:  4-5 ft Tall
    • RANGE:  American Southwest and Latin America
    • FIRST ACCOUNT:  March 1995, Eight Drained Sheep in Puerto Rico
    • THREAT TO HUMANS:  Minimal (Unless You are a Goat)
    • LIKES:  Late Night Snacking on Your Cat
    • DISLIKES:  Shotguns; Broomsticks; Flea Collars; Border Security

    EL CHUPACABRA LEGEND

    Prowling around the American southwest, Mexico, and parts of South America at night; drinking and draining the blood of livestock and pets; and leaving a body count in your wake will earn you a reputation as the serial killer of the cryptid community, as well as the name Chupacabra, A.K.A. the “goat sucker”.

    The first attack attributed to this ghastly beast occurred in Puerto Rico in 1995, but its territory has expanded rapidly since. It is described as four to five feet tall with a reptilian, dog-like appearance and known to emit a malodorous, sulfuric spray with an ear-piercing scream if cornered. Its eyes glow an unusual red color when under duress– that if seen directly causes nausea, vomiting, and sudden bowel evacuation (not making this up). Residents in an infested area should keep lights on and bring any pets indoors after nightfall - unless they want Fluffy turned into El Chupacabra’s juice box…or worse…

    EL CHUPACABRA FACTS

    Good to the Last Drop: Telltale signs of a Chupacabra attack are three strange puncture holes in the chest and complete blood loss of its livestock prey.

    Suspect Species: The original 1995 witness description of Chupacabra is suspiciously similar to the creature from the popular sci-fi movie Species from that year.

     

    • All creatures are high quality vinyl figures with synthetic hair
    • Each figure is approximately 5.5" tall including hair
    • 4+ age recommendation
    • Meets all ASTM and CPSIA toy safety standards
    • Boxed Dimensions: 4" W x 6.75" H x 1.9" D

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    Wild Hair Creations/Design Master Associates, Inc. is in no way responsible for any property damage, bodily harm, or other possible trauma resulting from a creature encounter.  Hide any children or pets if your creature does escape containment. Wild Hair Creations/Design Master Associates, Inc. is similarly not responsible for any unforeseen effects from creature exposure, such as mass hysteria, catastrophe, or cataclysmic events resulting in the end of days. Adult supervision recommended.