SASQUATCH
SASQUATCH
SASQUATCH
CREATURE NO.1

SASQUATCH

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BIG FOOT OF THE PACIFIC NORTWEST
    • TYPE:  Hairy Humanoid (Relict Population of Gigantopithecus)
    • HEIGHT:  6-12 ft
    • RANGE:  Most Common in Pacific Northwest
    • FIRST ACCOUNT:  986 AD by Leif Ericson (as Skellring)
    • THREAT TO HUMANS:  Minimal (Just Don’t Mess with One or Its Fam)
    • LIKES:  Beef Jerky; Playing Hide and Seek
    • DISLIKES:  Male Pattern Baldness; Documentary Filmmakers; Grooming

     SASQUATCH LEGEND

    Sasquatch (arguably the most famous of all cryptids) is described by eyewitnesses as a towering ape-like beast, estimated by some as standing up to 12 feet tall and weighing in at nearly a ton. The creature’s most famous calling card is the 24-inch long footprints it leaves behind, which inspired the famous nickname: Bigfoot. It is also known for horrible, rancid breath.

    Several eyewitness accounts, blurry photos, shaky videos, and cast footprints have been documented to corroborate Sasquatch’s existence and build upon the legend. Most recognizable is the 1967 Patterson-Gimlin film that shows what appears to be a Sasquatch walking through a forest and turning back briefly as a warning to the pursuing paparazzi. So convincing was this film that Skamania County in Washington State actually made the slaying of a Bigfoot a felony in 1969. Never confront Bigfoot alone…and always bring breath mints…

    SASQUATCH FACTS

    Ape Canyon - July 10, 1924:
 Prospectors endured a night of terror in a besieged cabin as a squatch gang retaliated against them for having fired upon a member earlier that day.

    Planet of the Ape Men: “Bigfoot” is the name given to a global race of legendary ape creatures. Sasquatch’s family tree includes the Yeti, Almas, and Skunk Ape to name a few.

     

    • All creatures are high quality vinyl figures with synthetic hair
    • Each figure is approximately 5.5" tall including hair
    • 4+ age recommendation
    • Meets all ASTM and CPSIA toy safety standards
    • Boxed Dimensions: 4" W x 6.75" H x 1.9" D

    PLEASE READ BEFORE RELEASING YOUR CREATURE:

    Wild Hair Creations/Design Master Associates, Inc. is in no way responsible for any property damage, bodily harm, or other possible trauma resulting from a creature encounter.  Hide any children or pets if your creature does escape containment. Wild Hair Creations/Design Master Associates, Inc. is similarly not responsible for any unforeseen effects from creature exposure, such as mass hysteria, catastrophe, or cataclysmic events resulting in the end of days. Adult supervision recommended.