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CTHULHU LEGEND
Be very quiet - especially if you’re anywhere near the South Pacific. You don’t want to disturb the all-powerful being hibernating deep below the ocean’s surface known as Cthulhu. He’s a malevolent and massively imposing character who measures hundreds of meters tall when upright. This slumbering, subterranean, winged creature’s most unique physical feature is his tentacled octopus-like face. Simply looking at Cthulhu has been known to drive one insane.
The dreaded Cthulhu rests in a death-like slumber entombed deep beneath the ocean within the nightmare city R’lyeh. Even as this monstrous entity sleeps, his presence shakes the subconscious minds of the world’s population with apprehensive anxiety and angst. A dominant force amongst the pantheon of Great Old Ones, Cthulhu has unknown throngs of cult worshippers who celebrate his eventual rise and supreme reign. Jump in…the water is fine…
CTHULHU FACTS
The Bloop of Cthulhu: In 1997, ultra low-frequency and extremely powerful underwater sounds were detected deep beneath the South Pacific. Some argued the audio pattern seemed to be that of a massive creature.
Choose the Greater Evil: Cthulhu has run as a parody candidate in the 2010 Polish, as well as the 2012 and 2016 U.S. presidential elections. He also appears to be “answering the call” again for a 2020 campaign.
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